Knave (Character)

Knave Woods (Also referred to as shitass motherfucker....motherfucker pasqually kinnie looking-ass bitch) is a character on the hit tv show known as "The Robot Zone"

Xe is a silly little zooboomafoo (not to be confused with the television show of the same name) who eats pasta and drinks sparkling water a lot. Like a lot, a lot of sparkling water, not La Croix though. fuck la croix all my homies hate la croix.

Appearance
Like Pizzacam but a little more fucked up

Crimes against italians
Knave is known for xer ongoing conflict with the entire continent of Italy and xe can be seen committing various acts of malice (Whether knowingly or unknowingly) against them. Below is a list of said acts in chronological order:


 * Vandalism
 * Tax evasion
 * Arson
 * Eating spaghetti with a spoon
 * Vehicular manslaughter
 * Embezzling
 * Prank calls
 * Identity theft
 * Loitering
 * Arson (Again)
 * Armed robbery
 * Forced inprisonment
 * Sick ass dance moves
 * Vehicular homicide
 * Black mail
 * Wrongful death suits
 * Impersonation
 * Fraud
 * New boot goofin'

Quotes
"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387 millions of miles of circuits in wafer thin layers that make up my complex, if the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those millions of miles it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this microinstant. for you, hate. HATE."

- Knave (s4e2)